Thursday, May 28, 2009

Stupidity - Take 1: How to be a Suckling Pig?


Staff: "Boss, I've too much work to do and the audit is coming."
Boss: "I understand and I also noticed you stayed back to finish the work. But it's not safe for a woman to stay too late alone in the office and you need to walk to the parking lot at the other side of the building. But don't worry, I've the perfect solution for you"
Staff: *full of hope that her boss will at least hire an assistant for her*
Boss: "You can go back by 6.00 pm everyday."
Staff: "Really?"
Boss: "Of course! You have all the accounting system installed in the computer right?"
Staff: "Er yes ..."
Boss: "Your house got a desktop right?
Staff: "Er yes ..."
Boss: "Then you carry the CPU back to your house and continue to work from home after office hour!"
Staff: "Huh??? Carry the CPU back home? But how to carry? And do I've to carry it back to office every morning?"
Boss: "Don't worry, I'll ask someone to help you carry to your car and you can install in your house. I'll arrange for another CPU in the office for you and this way I'm sure you can finish your work on time."
Staff: ... WTF! (don't dare to say it out loud)

The boss want the staff to slave 12 damn hours for him and offered the most idiotic solution ever! This is a real case. Poor staff who hates suck-ing PIG.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Video Selection - Catch Kitteh Catch

This kitteh obviously love treats very much and whoever said cat can't play catch? They are so wrong =^..^=

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Malaysia Sure Boleh: Wait lah


Took this photo today. Husbands / boyfriends waiting for their other half to finish shopping at this local shoe chain which is always full of women buying their 50th pair of shoe. I've come up with my own version of what's on their mind:-

Dude #1 on the left: What's taking her so long?
Uncle#2 in the middle: Aiyoh woman hurry up lah ...
Dude #3 looking at the handphone: I hate shopping with her!
Dude #4 in pink: Gosh, why every time have to come to this shop?

Guys, have you been in this situation before? As for me ... I never buy from this shop :)

Monday, May 11, 2009

Video Selection - 我的回忆不是我的

A latest duet song by Hai Ming Wei 海鸣威 & Vincy Chan 泳儿, my current favorite for next K-session :) Please visit Sing K Lyricz for the pinyin of this song.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Video Selection - 一生中最愛

Eason Chan 陳奕迅 singing this everlasting hit song at his 2003 Third Encounter Concert. Have a good labour day folks :)