Just for Laughs

He said to her: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you got nothing to put in it."
She said to him: "You wear pants don't you?"

He: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She: "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

He: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

He: "Why don't women blink during foreplay?"
She: "They don't have time."

He: "How long does it takes for a man to change a roll of toilet paper?"
She: "We don't know, it never happens before."

He: "Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?"
She: "They already have boyfriends."

He: "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?"
She: "A widow."

He: "Why are married women heavier than single women?"
She: "Single women came home, see what's in the fridge and go straight to bed. Married women came home, see what's on the bed and go straight to the fridge!"

Received this in my inbox ... just sharing here for laughs. It's funny, me thinks :)