Staff: "Boss, I've too much work to do and the audit is coming."
Boss: "I understand and I also noticed you stayed back to finish the work. But it's not safe for a woman to stay too late alone in the office and you need to walk to the parking lot at the other side of the building. But don't worry, I've the perfect solution for you"
Staff: *full of hope that her boss will at least hire an assistant for her*
Boss: "You can go back by 6.00 pm everyday."
Staff: "Really?"
Boss: "Of course! You have all the accounting system installed in the computer right?"
Staff: "Er yes ..."
Boss: "Your house got a desktop right?
Staff: "Er yes ..."
Boss: "Then you carry the CPU back to your house and continue to work from home after office hour!"
Staff: "Huh??? Carry the CPU back home? But how to carry? And do I've to carry it back to office every morning?"
Boss: "Don't worry, I'll ask someone to help you carry to your car and you can install in your house. I'll arrange for another CPU in the office for you and this way I'm sure you can finish your work on time."
Staff: ... WTF! (don't dare to say it out loud)
The boss want the staff to slave 12 damn hours for him and offered the most idiotic solution ever! This is a real case. Poor staff who hates suck-ing PIG.
